Exercises
‘Two Pete’s’
The Slushers take unfair advantage of the fact that Peter G and Peter M are not present ...
Peter G fired up his Mac and brought up his erotic story on screen. He though it was the best thing he’d every written but felt totally unable to read it to the writers group. They all thought of him as a fun loving straight guy, but this story revealed way too much about his dark side. He read through it, a hand slipping inside his jeans. This really was inspirational.
His email chimed
---Hi PG
Check out this great site. Just because we didn’t make it to the meeting, doesn’t mean we can’t get in the mood.
PM---
Peter clicked on the link and heaving bodies filled the screen. He couldn’t tear his eyes off the hot porn and knowing Peter M was watching too only made it hotter.
He opened an email to Hugh.
by Michele deBes
Peter G was not persuaded by Peter M’s plan.
“Run that by me again, mate. I get in the box...”
“You lie down flat on your back.”
“I lie down flat on my back and I...”
“Nude.”
“Sorry.”
“Nude. You have to be nude.”
There was a moment’s silence.
“Well, I'm not going to be nude, Peter, I can tell you right now.”
“But the whole idea is that we make it as much of a surprise as possible.”
“Well, it’s a bloody big surprise to me, I can tell you.”
“Look... Glitch! Stop that. Look... hang on, sorry, just a sec, Glitchy, come to Daddy boy...”
“Peter, can you, can you, listen just leave the cat alone for a minute, oh, oh, it’s in my bag. Oh fuck it’s in my bag, what am I going to do, Fuck!! Fuuuuck!!!”
“Glitchy, out of Uncle Peter’s bag...”
“Fuuuuuck, Fuuuuuuuuck...”
***
“OK, it's clean now. I’ve cleaned it.”
There was a long silence.
“Now, about the Sleepover gag...”
“I'm not going to be fucking nude!”
by Pil Lee