Unfunny

by Karen Goldrick

His member throbbed with the essence of his manness as she brought him to the brink when ...

A knock at the door was heard. The magazine was hurriedly closed by the professor, and under the handy King size bed was hidden. The mirror was looked in and his suit straightened out. he was ready.

“Come in.” His throat was cleared and he tried again. “Come in ... my Dear.”

The door was opened and an image of ravishing beauty was seen in the doorway. The beauty walked through the door.

“Money first mate. $200 on the table if you please.” The voice was ugly and the Professor was dismayed. But a thought was had that the voice didn't matter. there was no mention of voice in the magazine.

Money was placed on the table and clothes were removed.

“Hey. What's the hurry. You've got half an hour gorgeous.” Ravishing beauty’s clothes were also shed. His penis was looked at and a chuckle was heard. “So that's what you had hidden in there, stud.”

The penis was grabbed and the hands were cold. The professor was startled and jumped back. “Hey, what's the matter mate. Relax.” His torso was pushed and the bed landed upon. Ravishing beauty was on the floor between his legs. His penis was in her mouth. Warm wetness was felt, and essence of manness was waited for, but did not come.

”This is hard work, elephant man. I might have to charge more.” More slurps of warm wetness, but still no essence of manhood. Puzzlement was felt. The swatch was checked and twenty minutes had passed. Warm wetness was stopped and cold gelatinous was felt. Rubbing and pulling was hard, but still no essence.

“Time's up matey” was heard, then “Sorry. I'll leave fifty.”

A shower was had and experience was noted.