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Build a story around three Japanese girls, a pair of binoculars and a man eating a side of ham.

“Eat my ham baby!” screamed Yashimoto, the youngest of the three Japanese girls. In traditional style she was dressed in schoolgirl garb, high leather boots and mink whip.

“Yes, yes, I will eat your ham! I am worthless, less than this pig that I eat!” Yokihomo Ono, CEO of the the second largest electronics corporation in the world, thrust his sweaty red face into the half-eaten haunch. Yasimoto gave him a few half hearted slaps with the mink whip and his body shivered with pleasure. She looked at the other girls and grimaced.

In a building across the street, Manimogo put down his binoculars and smiled.

by Peter Gifford